Ok more melodramatic then it sounds. Going back over our trip, you heard all the highlights, nothing bad besides a few lines…..well, here’s the dirt.
First off, the trip was designed to be as cheap as possible. Knowing that you do not go to Disney for the hotel experience, we picked the cheapest level, the value resorts. The rooms were clean, beds comfy. The maids kept setting up displays in the windows containing any balloons, stuffed animals or other souvenirs they came across. Cute. We did pick the most Disney themed value hotel, All-Star Movies. Huge decorations, but well done to every detail.
The hotel bad side…We did pick the standard room, not the preferred rooms. I knew this would mean a further walk to the food and bus stops. In reality, the walk wasn’t that far. The cafeteria was another issue. This was the last week of the free food plan. Which means everyone was there. The single cafeteria could not keep up at peak volume, and definitely could not sit everyone.
A odd thing to note about the free food plan, which runs every year. They make you use all parts of each meal. Breakfast included a meal, a drink, and either a 2nd drink or a fruit. Since we bought the bottomless coffee mug (probably unneeded after all) we had to keep getting an extra juice, or keep loading up on fruit. However, we would pack mule these extra into the park for a snack later on. They do make sure the size matches the eater, so we had to shuffle large drinks onto the adult trays and swap back at the table. The same thing for dinner, a meal plus desert. Just try to tell them you’re not hungry and to skip desert.
The buses were an issue here. Besides having long lines in most of the queues, non-prime times ran combined buses. This meant they stopped at all the All-Star resorts, Sports, Music, then Movies. This meant catching a midday bus a challenge, if there was room, you had to stand. We always new where the bus stop was….it always had the longest line by two-fold. After a large night time event, 4 buses would fill up and leave before you got a chance. Coming or going, Movies was a cattle call. Most buses, expect to stand. Oh yeah, Value resorts are the furthest away, so the rides are longer.
Food and reservations. I only booked reservations for the character meal ahead of time, which was still difficult a week before. If you are going during a free dining plan period…plan plan plan. I stopped at the concierge desk every morning and night, just looking for a sit down place to eat. This was a major factor in decided which park we went to, since we did not do park hoppers. On a day where we could not get reservations, I checked in at a couple of restaurants, and they were so busy that they were not even accepting walk-ins. We did use our entire allotment of meals in the end, but the last night, we picked Mason up a counter-service meal (cheese pizza) then we used 2 sit down meals for in-room pizza delivery. At least you got a 2-liter and a pair of deserts with it. During the week we laughed at pizza service, but it wiped out our account later on. Reagan actually ate the cheese pizza, and Mason and I split the new pepperoni one.
Use the weekly park schedule. The Extra Magic Hours are good to know about. We never got the extra hour in the morning benefit…slept late, no alarm, body used to the next timezone over. The longer we took in the morning, the worse the breakfast line was. We did use the evening hours to our benefit. TIP: Go to Epcot on an Magic Hours night, watch Illuminations, then find something else to do. You have to show your room keys to get into rides. You will see the masses pouring out to the buses. Wait an hour or two, get some rides with no wait time, then get a chance for a seat on the bus.
Booking: Only tip I remember is that the passes default to park-hoppers, and for all days that you are scheduled to be there. This includes the day to arrive and the day you leave. Our flights landed at 4pm and left at 7am. We would not need a park ticket on those days. Double check this, plan on some hotel pool time or go to Downtown Disney and save 2 days of tickets.
Fast-pass. Use them. What is a fast-pass…a ticket for standing in line. You can walk up to a crowded ride, find the fast-pass machine, swipe your hotel card, and you get a ticket for what time to come back. You need one for each person of course, so bring all the hotel keys. We found a huge benefit by having one person run over to another ride and get passes. Then meet up again for another ride or two, perhaps lunch. When you get back to your ride, there is a separate line that takes you right to the front. Do it quickly, as they limit the number of passes allotted each day on rides. They could be gone before noon.
Epcot. We refer to World Showcase as the Epcot death march. Really, it is so big that if you go here first, you will be amazed how small the other parks seem. Since the Food and Wine festival was happening this week, there were some good wine samples around. You also can’t pass Germany without a local beer, pretzel, and some kind of worst/schnitzel. We found a two-drink minimum let you forget your feet for the day. However, I kept shaking my head at people who had too many and argued with their kids that they needed the the All-Star Music bus, not this one that says all-star “resorts”. 2 should also be the limit. Interesting side note: There is no alcohol at the Magic Kingdom, yet that is where people are the most grumpiest. Connection?
Meals. Before, we tried to keep costs down and did snacks and counter service meals. Budgeting $75 per person a day was not hard to stay under. Since we had the meal plan, we were introduced to more sit-down restaurants. They are so worth it. Yes, we picked some expensive ones, and ordered the most expensive plate most of the time. There are some reasonable places to choose from. Sitting down, in air-conditioning, being served, refills; wow. The relaxation, full belly, and a break for the feet are worth it.
Could we beat the true cost of a meal plan? Yes, skimp save a couple of bucks. The extras we pocketed from breakfast saved us from getting a snack just hours later. Getting used to sit-down was the hard part, but I will never go back. Our estimate, at least $700 eaten. This trip, we probably came out ahead to the advertised cost vs what we ate.
Bonus: Chase Disney rewards card. I cashed in $275 ‘Disney Dollars’ in to use for tips, more snacks, and whatever toys we picked up on the way. I really used it for the ‘drinks’ the plan did not cover. We used this up on the last day. We also brought $200 cash, and for a few little things, but mainly tips, we came back with over $100.
What would I change….
Staying at a value resort. Dunno. If it meant being able to afford a Disney trip or not. I would stay here again. Cost of a closer room, possibly worth it. The moderate resorts do have multiple dining choices and extra bus stops.
Free meal plan…oh yes, and I’ll have the Steak and Shrimp please. Would I buy a meal plan…..hmmmm. I dunno. You could eat cheaper then face value, but you enjoy the food more when you try to use it up.
Time of year. About perfect. Few hot muggy days, some perfect days. Halloween was a good temp, early December was a little cool, but it’s empty. School was in, so it was little kids only. No middleschool/teenagers to be seen. Just families with small kids. Homeschooling is cool.
Kids. Diapers and Disney are probably not a good mix. Strollers too big for lines and buses. Plenty of scares. I have never seen so many kids in the hotel pool wearing life jackets. Get a few years on them. I bet 4 is good starting age, they can walk.
Airlines….First, the Disney luggage/transfer thing was really cool. Didn’t have to pick up your bag at the airport, it showed up in your room. Didn’t even have to check them back into the airport. Even better, the hotel prints your boarding pass. You only have to walk through security.
However the airlines get worse. Now they charge per bag. Then they forget to load it on the plane….and they only “guarantee a best effort to get you bags to the destination within 24 hours of your flight.” Nice service you pay for. I also noticed that the flight crew is there “primarily for your safety” now, and will only “try to help if you need anything during the flight”….like a $4 snack.
Repeat as is, definitely. Hopes…move up a hotel bracket. Dreams….Go for deluxe hotel/plans
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